tisavongphomsatry: roninforthekill: rinakittyyy: who-would-want-me-anyway: ayeshavico: narcotic: One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable. the zombies….they’re…here…. He was eating my ass hahaha…… I just had to okay  I’m really digging this story right now xD Yeah this shit happened a half an hour from mah house if fucking zombies come you guys are the first to know…  Shit I need to sharpen my katana!!!! im gathering all my friends, come to me zombies! Once again, ohhhhh shhhiiieeettttt! xD

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roninforthekill:

rinakittyyy:

who-would-want-me-anyway:

ayeshavico:

narcotic:

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami’s MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire. The officer approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man’s head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him. The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots. According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had “virtually no face” and was unrecognizable.

the zombies….they’re…here….

He was eating my ass hahaha…… I just had to okay 

I’m really digging this story right now xD

Yeah this shit happened a half an hour from mah house if fucking zombies come you guys are the first to know… 

Shit I need to sharpen my katana!!!!

im gathering all my friends, come to me zombies!

Once again, ohhhhh shhhiiieeettttt! xD

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